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canadianslut:

when my straight friends tell me about their relationship problems/breakups image

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offtheocean:

klingggg:

if you catch me staring at you in public I’m probably trying to figure out what the chances of you being a lesbian are

basically 😂

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ugly:

hungarian:

if u rub your boobs together it will start a fire

whose down to try?

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bitchouttahell:

shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves

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