bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

(Source: wars3, via youknowthething)

cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

(Source: counterpunks, via new-52)

  • Person: Have you seen that episode where...
  • Me: I have seen every episode, go on

nungers:

"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"

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(via peanutbutterdeadlift)

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

(via postulation)

"if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands"

(via solacity)

(Source: anachronica, via filthyversace)